[After sampling the lamb shank]
Now there's a very anaemic-looking lamb shank. Look at the presentation. It's depressing. Almost like it's been in the microwave for an hour. Surely, they wouldn't microwave a lamb shank. I'm a little bit nervous at how grey the meat is. That is way too salty and badly balanced. (to Dustin) Dustin, I mean... it's so salty. Who cooked that, Dustin?
That's Chef Mike.
Chef who?
Chef Mike. ...It's a microwave.
I thought it was a third chef!
It kind of is. He does a lot of work in the kitchen.
Oh.
[to audience] We use Chef Mike a lot. Whenever there's lights on in this restaurant, Chef Mike's working. He's a dedicated employee.
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