Gordon and Dean in “Unfinished Business”

What is that?

Un-duck. It's... duck. But it's un-duck. Fake duck.

Fake duck? So you call it... what?

We call it un-duck.

Un-duck? Right now I feel like I'm getting completely fucked. Is that popular?

Yeah, it is, actually. A lot of people ask for that, too.

Un-duck... fucked up... [as he reaches in and pulls out more "meat"]

That's fake fish.

Fake fish? [sniffs, laughs and slides a hand under his collar]

It looks like fish, it tastes like fish, and it's got seaweed on the outside.

[to audience] We have everything that's "un".

This is incredible. So far I've had un-duck, un-fish... un-fucking-believable. What a mess.