[Dover sole stuffed with imitation crab meat is being sent back to the kitchen]
SSammy
What's the matter with this?
MMarco
She said it's not fresh, she said it's no good.
It's fucking watery.
SSammy
Let me have a taste. How bad is it? [tastes it] It's not bad though! It's not bad! It's not bad! [Gordon tastes it and spits it out.] Ohhhh, no! Come on! He spits it out. It's not bad.
You're fucking delusional. It's mushy. It's watery. It's fake.
SSammy
It's not the right crab meat. You're right.
And it's fucking disgusting. You're jumping up and down like a big fucking baboon and "Ho, ho! It's good! Whoo!"
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