When I first arrived here, we got off to a shaky start. Then we kept our heads down and we got through it together.
Yeah.
And we made some really exciting changes. The menu's changed, the staff have changed.
Yes.
Mate, there's one thing that hasn't changed in this establishment, and that's you Sebastian. I'm 40 years old, and I have gone a lot of restaurants, but I've never...ever...ever...ever met someone I believe in as little as you. I think you will go back to your sloppy, shortcut, 5-out-of-10 frozen ways. Good luck. (Sebastian walks back inside) Unbelievable.
Un-fuckin'-believable.
Fuckin' useless.
You fuckin' kidding me? Fuckin' kiddin' me right now?! (pacing back and forth) This is MY FUCKIN' LIFE!!
Oh my God...
THIS IS MY FUCKIN' LIFE!
(interview) Honestly, I haven't seen Sebastian this emotional.
(interview) Sebastian just got real loud. He just changed like Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde.
(walks toward the back door) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?
That's pissed on his bonfire.
(leaving the restaurant) Fuckin' arrogant! Fuck that motherfucker! (to the production team) We're done! Get the fuckin' camera outta here! (approaches back entrance) Chef Gordon! (breaks the door open) Chef Gordon. Where the fuck are ya? Where are you?
I'm here.
You come into my restaurant?
Yes.
I'm just so fucking disappointed.
Wait. Don't shout at me. You're going to calm down?
Stop pointing your finger at me.
Are you going to calm down?
Are we going to speak like men? You're going to speak to me like a man?
You didn't listen to what I've told you.
You didn't listen to what I'm saying.
Did you hear what I've just told you?
I'm stepping away from you, because I don't want to be too close.
You ungrateful...
You have no idea!
Nasty, vindictive...
You have no fucking idea!
Joker!
Well, fuck you! (walks away)
That's it, is it? (follows Sebastian)
Yeah, it is it! You're very disappointing!
That was your second fucking shit performance tonight!
Are you fuckin' kidding me?! Your whole act is a fuckin' joke!
Anything else?
Your whole act is a fuckin' joke! You're a phony!
You shouldn't run like that.
Run like what?
Am I supposed to be scared now, Sebastian?
(shakes his fist) Come on, give me a break. I'm busting my ass in there. You tell me...
You what?!
Are you kidding me?
Let me tell you...
Are you kidding me?!
Let me tell you something...
You're telling me nothing! I'm done! I'm done!
There you go.
Yes. LOSER! (walks away) And I'm telling you one last time: you're a fuckin' dickhead!
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