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Kitchen Nightmares · Season 1, Episode 15

Gordon, Sebastian and others in “Unfinished Business”

When I first arrived here, we got off to a shaky start. Then we kept our heads down and we got through it together.

SSebastian

Yeah.

And we made some really exciting changes. The menu's changed, the staff have changed.

SSebastian

Yes.

Mate, there's one thing that hasn't changed in this establishment, and that's you Sebastian. I'm 40 years old, and I have gone a lot of restaurants, but I've never...ever...ever...ever met someone I believe in as little as you. I think you will go back to your sloppy, shortcut, 5-out-of-10 frozen ways. Good luck. (Sebastian walks back inside) Unbelievable.

SSebastian

Un-fuckin'-believable.

Fuckin' useless.

SSebastian

You fuckin' kidding me? Fuckin' kiddin' me right now?! (pacing back and forth) This is MY FUCKIN' LIFE!!

Oh my God...

SSebastian

THIS IS MY FUCKIN' LIFE!

AAndre

(interview) Honestly, I haven't seen Sebastian this emotional.

LBLou-Bertha

(interview) Sebastian just got real loud. He just changed like Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde.

SSebastian

(walks toward the back door) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?

That's pissed on his bonfire.

SSebastian

(leaving the restaurant) Fuckin' arrogant! Fuck that motherfucker! (to the production team) We're done! Get the fuckin' camera outta here! (approaches back entrance) Chef Gordon! (breaks the door open) Chef Gordon. Where the fuck are ya? Where are you?

I'm here.

SSebastian

You come into my restaurant?

Yes.

SSebastian

I'm just so fucking disappointed.

Wait. Don't shout at me. You're going to calm down?

SSebastian

Stop pointing your finger at me.

Are you going to calm down?

SSebastian

Are we going to speak like men? You're going to speak to me like a man?

You didn't listen to what I've told you.

SSebastian

You didn't listen to what I'm saying.

Did you hear what I've just told you?

SSebastian

I'm stepping away from you, because I don't want to be too close.

You ungrateful...

SSebastian

You have no idea!

Nasty, vindictive...

SSebastian

You have no fucking idea!

Joker!

SSebastian

Well, fuck you! (walks away)

That's it, is it? (follows Sebastian)

SSebastian

Yeah, it is it! You're very disappointing!

That was your second fucking shit performance tonight!

SSebastian

Are you fuckin' kidding me?! Your whole act is a fuckin' joke!

Anything else?

SSebastian

Your whole act is a fuckin' joke! You're a phony!

You shouldn't run like that.

SSebastian

Run like what?

Am I supposed to be scared now, Sebastian?

SSebastian

(shakes his fist) Come on, give me a break. I'm busting my ass in there. You tell me...

You what?!

SSebastian

Are you kidding me?

Let me tell you...

SSebastian

Are you kidding me?!

Let me tell you something...

SSebastian

You're telling me nothing! I'm done! I'm done!

There you go.

SSebastian

Yes. LOSER! (walks away) And I'm telling you one last time: you're a fuckin' dickhead!

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