Kirby: Right Back at Ya! · Season 1
[as Tiff enters the classroom] What are you doing here?
You got expelled from school.
And we did the expellin'.
I'm taking charge here and you're taking a hike. [Kirby, Tuff, and the Cappy kids are surprised]
You don't count so good for a math teacher.
It's three against one!
True... But I've got one brain and you three bullies haven't gotten any.
Then let's have a toughness test!
That's fine with me.
You ain't such a bad brawler for a teacher. Too bad I gotta clobber ya.
I hope you like to travel, because I'm gonna send you packing.
YAY!!!
HOORAY!!!
POYO!!!
[cheering]
No!
[Kirby, Tuff, and the Cappy kids gasp]
Maybe... but teachers are supposed to solve problems with their heads, not their hands. I wish I could figure out a way to reach even those three guys. To help them see learning's really interesting. When you goof off in school, you could be missing something really great and never even realize it. The most important job of the teacher is to help your students want to learn. It's really sad when you don't succeed. There are so many great things to discover in this world. School gives you the tools that can help you learn. But the most important tool of all is the curiosity inside us. Promise me that you guys will never give up trying to learn new things. Promise! That's... all, I guess.
Here we come, Kirby!
Aaah! School's out!
We failed again!
There's always next semester!
De-De want his din-din, huh?
Kawasaki's got a brand new delivery service, Your Majesty!
Why did no one tell me, huh?! [his stomach rumbles]
[brings out a nice hot bowl of ramen] Here, nice hot noodles.
Hot... noodles...? [steps closer to Tuff, laughing all the while, while quickly recovering from his red eyes of sleeplessness] THEY'S FINALLY HERE!!!
Thanks, kid. [takes the bowl of ramen before Dedede can grab it]
Huh? [sees Escargoon eating the ramen and grabs him] You no-good noodle-nabber! [swipes the ramen bowl]
[swipes his ramen bowl back] Hands off! I just ordered these for myself.
What's that?!
That's right. He called 10 minutes ago.
Yeah? Well I ordered me a big bowl of noodles yesterday. [releases Escargoon] I thought mine got here first.
Uh oh. I guess Kirby goofed up after all. Uh, be right back with your order! [runs off back to Restaurant Kawasaki]
[angrily growls] I should've known it was Kirby, that nasty little pasta poacher! I'm gonna get me my own delivery dude so there ain't no more mess-up!
[Meanwhile at Restaurant Kawasaki with Tiff and Chef Kawasaki in the kitchen, the phone rings.]
I GOT IT! [picks up] Hello, Kawasaki.
[over the phone, mimicking Melman's voice] This is Melman, send over one hundred pork chops!
Oooh, one hundred pork chops! Sure! [hangs up, then the phone rings again, and he picks up] Ah. Hello?
[over the phone, mimicking Gengu's voice] This is Gengu, send me one hundred noodle soups!
[Cut to the castle, where the king and snail were mimicking Chief Bookem and Mabel's voices on separate phones.]
[over phone, imitating Chief Bookem's voice] Bookem here, send me over one hundred stir fry's!
[over phone, imitating Mabel's voice] Hello, this is Mabel, please send me one hundred steaks!
When is everybody gonna learn that we have to treat nature with respect?
Perhaps you can bring tour groups here to help them learn about the forest.
That's a great idea.
You're right, Sire. Let's steal it.
This'll be the perfect way to destroy Whispy Woods and build our golf course.
[about what King Dedede just said] Did he say Eco-tour?
Hey, Tiff! That's your idea!
If it's a survival test, I'm up for it. It might be a good way to stay in shape.
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