Hank and Bill in “Peggy's Fadeout”

Hank

What the hell, Bill?!

Bill

I'm sorry, but pretending to be married to Peggy gave me the confidence to make new friends! I mean, who wouldn't like the kind of man who was able to get Peggy?

Hank

You photoshopped my wife's head on some... buxom trollop! Now I have to imagine you looking at that and... and enjoying it! It's a half a commandment short of adultery, Bill!

Bill

Please don't blow my cover. Please Hank!

Hank

I'm not gonna tell them the truth, because you have to. You started it, and you need to end it.

Bill

Well, I'm not going to.

Hank

Look, am I gonna have to kick your ass, "BD?"

Bill

You can't push me around anymore. I have the strength that comes from the love of a good woman.

Hank

YOU AREN'T MARRIED TO PEGGY!