Abb Shalab to you, Muhammad. Abb shal al hab.
MMuhammad
... I'm sorry, sir, I think your wife is having an attack.
She's speaking Arabic to you.
And what do you speak, Muhammad? Do you speak Pashtun? Farsi? I know a few words in those as well.
MMuhammad
No, I speak Arabic, but perhaps another dialect. I grew up in Saudi Arabia.
Well we were just in Saudi Arabia. I was the assistant manager in charge of Arabian propane, and Arabian propane accessories for the Aramco.
Everyone there understood my perfect Arabic perfectly.
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