Carl and Hank in “No Bobby Left Behind”

[Hank enters Carl's office] Hank, thank God you're here. You got to help me.

Hank

Help you? Kicking your ass seems more appropriate, Carl.

I'm just going to come clean here. I just labeled those kids special needs so they wouldn't take the test.

Hank

Of course you did.

I'm really stuck here. I don't have anyone to take the blame. Emily's too young to take the fall and everybody thinks Dale Gribble's a special-needs kid.

Hank

[sits on the chair] You have to let those kids take the standardized test. If they pass, it'll prove they're not special, they're just a bunch of kids acting like jackasses, and that you didn't do anything wrong. a... at that moment.

But those kids will never pass the test.

Hank

All they need to be pushed a little, Carl. That's all they ever needed.

I guess we can try educating them.