Hey Bobby. How was the surf today? Did Boomhauer do his famous flamingo? That's when he stands on one leg, that's not easy to do, even on the ground.
No, all he did was fall flat on his face and embarrass himself, and us by association, we didn't even get to ride the wave.
Boomhauer was embarrassed? I don't know what the heck's going on here but someone needs to get their asses kicked.
Finally. Yes. Thank you. It's time to kick their local asses!
Bobby, language. But, yes. I am going to kick their asses.
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