Look at all those pests out there. I wonder if we'll ever win this war.
Don't you just find the mating habits of animals fascinating? When a pigeon wants to mate, it makes this noise. Coo. Coo.
Interesting. When cockroaches want to mate, they flush all the air out their book gloves. It sounds kinda like (wheeze).
Coo. Coo.
(wheeze)
Well, it's getting late. You want to go downstairs. I got us a room, I'm warming up some brandy in the coffeemaker.
Wait a second. Are you attempting to... know me?
Dale, you're one of the sweetest, gentlest, funniest men I've ever met.
True, but Sheila, I'm married.
It's just us tonight. (She tries to kiss Dale)
Oh no, Missy. There are 3 people here tonight. You, me, and my wife. I've taken two oaths in my life: One to the NRA, and the other to Nancy Hicks-Gribble. Nay, Nancy Hicks. I stood in front of God and all my friends, swearing to be an honorable and truthful man. So I'm not going to lie, I, I have felt a very small, insect-like attraction for you. But my wife is the greatest woman there ever was! I think you should go. (Sheila leaves) (pigeons cooing) Jeez, woman, take a hint. (turns to see the pigeon cooing. believing the pigeon is propositioning him) You heard me. I love my wife.
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