Bill is waiting outside a women's prison, in a suit, tie, and with a bouquet. A very butch looking woman walks up to him.
Welcome back to society! May I offer you a ride home?
ECEx-con
(very deep, surly voice) I'm driving.
Bill give her his car keys, which she promptly snatches.
So, what were you in for?
ECEx-con
Killed my boyfriend.
(optimistically) Does that mean you're single?
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