The only thing your roommates (ie: enemies) will understand is fear (ie: psychological warfare (ie: dirty tricks)). It worked for Dick Nixon. For example, get ahold of some goat's blood. Taint that blood. Then when your roommates need blood, give them the tainted goat's blood. It's a perfect plan.
I don't want to hurt anyone... I just want them to do the dishes.
Oh, well in that case stack the dishes in the shower. That's the way Nancy gets me to do them.
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