Why don't your doors have keyholes?
You're really starting to creep me out, now go home!
Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to hell.
Are you crazy? We're going to get caught. I could go to hell!
I can't help myself. I've got a monkey on my back and it wants to see Luanne naked!
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