Dale (to John Redcorn): Hey do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?
(bitterly) We did, once.
[Due to inclement weather, the Hills' flight to Montana is delayed]
Hank(on phone): No Mother Platter, I am not calling from the plane. Those phones are only for emergencies. We merely had a small delay on takeoff.
Hank, is that my mother? I want to let her know to have all the ingredients for my brown betty, which I have made every year from 1976 until the year I die, inclusive. I will need margarine and not butter.
[Platter Ranch]
Is that Peggy? Tell her we use butter in this house!
[Hank hangs up]
She got butter, didn't she?
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