I'm callin' him "Hank." I've always wanted a boy named Hank.
Uh... Dad, Hank is my name.
Not anymore, I'm takin' it back! HE'S Hank!
You can't take away a grown man's name.
All right, all right. I'm callin' him "Good Hank."
Dad, this isn't right. If you call him Good Hank, it's gonna make it sound like I'm Bad Hank.
Well, you burnt my burgers, didn't you, B.H.?!?
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