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S2 E21

King of the Hill · Season 2, Episode 21

Witchard, Bobby and others in “Life In The Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga”

A race is in progress. There is a party on the infield, and Bobby is selling drinks to the guests

WWitchard

Bobby, I need a soda!

Yes, Mr. Witchard.

Bobby proceeds to overhead crossing zone

WWitchard

Not that way! Just run across.

But the track?!

WWitchard

Don't back-talk the boss man! Ain't you ever cross the highway?! Run where there ain't any cars!

They're going too fast!

WWitchard

Do it you- you monkey boy! I'm the boss of you!

Bobby is about to climb guardrail.

What the hell?! BOBBY NO! (Hank restrains Bobby.) What are you doing?

I'm going to cross the track and bring Mr. Witchard a soda.

That's crazy! Why would you do something like that?

I'm giving 110%, Dad.

WWitchard

Go-to here, Go-to boy. I want a soda! Go-to now, you!

BWAAAAAHHH!!!

Hank, infuriated, chases after Jimmy, ironically running on the track himself in his anger

AAnnouncer

There's a crazy man on the track!

BWAAAAAHHH!!!

AAnnouncer

Oh, and there goes Gordon into the wall!

PCPit crew guy

You're up!

DBDale and Bill

Boomhauer, Boomhauer, Boomhauer, Yeah!

WWitchard

Ah! (laughing) You can't get me!

BWAAAAAHHH!!! (breaks the caged fence and chases after Witchard)

WWitchard

(screams as Hank kicks his ass)

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