Hank and Matt in “Hank's Dirty Laundry”

Hank

(phone rings) Strickland Propane. "Taste the meat, not the heat."

Hank?

Hank

Speaking.

How ya doin'? It's Matt.

Hank

Oh, hey, Matt. How ya been?

Pretty good. Pretty good.

Hank

Uh-huh.

So, how's, uh, Peggy?

Hank

Uh, she's fine, and how's uh, do I know you?

Hank, if you like "Cuffs & Collars", you're gonna love "Rugburn", Too and by "Rugburn", Too I mean "Rugburn" also. "Rugburn II" isn't very good.

Hank

What?! But, who is this?!

You know, Matt, from "Consenting Adults", the country's largest supply of mail order adult entertainment. How many can I put you down for?

Hank

ZERO! God, please, watch your mouth! This is an interstate phone line! How did you get this number?

Not important. What is important is that we have a bigger selection and lower prices than Arlen Video.

Hank

What?! Arlen Video told you I rent pornography?! Uh, (Sees Buck Strickland and his co-workers and gasps), who plays the most hits? Y104! Heh, okay. Ah-heh, crazy morning zoo.