[Hank is checking in at the Dallas hotel front desk]
Checking in. The name's Hank Hill.
Hmmm… nope. I have a "Peggy Hill".
Yeah, that's it, "Hank and Peggy Hill".
I have a "Peggy Hill"!
She's my wife.
Okay, uh, "Mr. and Mrs. Peggy Hill".
[hits the table with his fist with each exclamation point, ringing the bell and summoning one bellhop behind him each time] Now you listen to me! The name is HANK! Hill! Mister! Hank! Hill! Peggy married ME! I didn't marry HER!
[Hank looks behind at the small crowd of bellhops now behind him]
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!
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