Ffine
Why the hell didn't you take the mavin?
DDeacon
Kelly's got it. She doesn't like driving this car. It's too small.
Oh, great, so she gives it to her eight-foot-tall husband. I can't believe you aren't the one gettin' divorced.
DDeacon
Stop talking about divorce, will you? You guys are going to fine the way. You always work these things out. She
DDeacon
I'll never forget the first time I met Arthur. I was, uh, sitting in the, uh, Heffernan living room, watching TV. Uh, Arthur came in, and when he saw me he begged me not to hurt him, then ran off to call the police.
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