CCharlotte
There's this really cute boy at school.
Michael?
CCharlotte
Yeah, but he likes Donna Pizzoni.
Well, just make him like you, instead.
Charlotte: How?
Well, you just start a nasty rumor about the other girl. You know? "She's a skank" or "she's poor." Could be anything, really, and before you know it, you'll be wearing his varsity jacket.
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