Spenny and Kenny in “Who Can Stay Homeless the Longest?”

When you realize that you'll have no responsibilities, you'll have no bills to pay, you won't have to bathe--which you do [sic] anyway--so you can stink, and everybody will stink, so you'll blend in with the crowd. You might actually enjoy it. That's actually a real concern of mine.

I'm gonna pay homeless people to rape Spenny, and it's gonna cost me a lot of money.

You know what, even just referring to them as homeless people--they're all individuals.

I'm sorry, you're right, I shouldn't refer to them as homeless. I should refer to them as stinky bums.