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Spenny quotes from Kenny vs. Spenny

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2nd most-quoted character in Kenny vs. Spenny: in 63 of its 111 quotes
Most scenes with: Kenny (44), Production Assistant (3)

Scenes with Spenny 50

What is that, Ryan?

SSpenny

Fuckin' bread.

He has asked me to offer you a riddle.

SSpenny

Whatever.

Fiddle-dee fiddle-dee-dee Mr. Rice. Name a fish with no legs that can...-is electric, and swims around under your feet!

SSpenny

That's a tough one.

What is it!?

SSpenny

It's an eel!

[Pause] You won again Mr. Rice! You've won again! [Kenny's Segway proceeds to go haywire and, consequently, Kenny falls off of it onto the floor, thus losing.]

SSpenny

Ok Go! Crabwalk!

[Kenny farts loudly into Spenny's face]

SSpenny

Oh Fuck! Kenny!

[Both laughing]

I can't help it.

SSpenny

You can give me your worst fuckin' garlic farts from New York City and I still won't give up the sixty-nine position!

S6 E1 Who Can 69 The Longest?
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It's so much fun to destroy old technology!

[Kenny is destroying Spenny's tapedeck and stereo with a bat]

SSpenny

That's my technology! Stop it!

Take that tape deck! Tape deck! [Kenny pours gasoline on the broken stereo] Someone give me a match!

SSpenny

Are you crazy?! You're not doing that! [Spenny is singing] Burning the house down is not fun.

S6 E9 Who Can Have More Fun?
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