What is your problem, this morning?
KennyI lost my kitty mug and I got this fuckin' stupid shitty mug with f-f-friggin' flowers on it. It doesn't fit my hand right.
Played by Kenny Hotz
Kenny vs. Spenny · 111 quotes
Most-quoted character in Kenny vs. Spenny: in 84 of its 111 quotes
Most scenes with: Spenny (44)
Scenes with Kenny 49
KennyKennyDo you know why you took my kitty mug?
I DIDN'T TAKE IT!
KennyBecause you couldn't find any kitties to rape.
KennyWe're best friends.
We are so not best friends.
KennyHi. You going in your sex chair?
IT'S NOT A SEX CHAIR!
Well how do you have sex on this?
KennyAsk your dad I dunno.
KennyWhat is that, Ryan?
Fuckin' bread.
KennyHe has asked me to offer you a riddle.
Whatever.
KennyFiddle-dee fiddle-dee-dee Mr. Rice. Name a fish with no legs that can...-is electric, and swims around under your feet!
That's a tough one.
KennyWhat is it!?
It's an eel!
Kenny[Pause] You won again Mr. Rice! You've won again! [Kenny's Segway proceeds to go haywire and, consequently, Kenny falls off of it onto the floor, thus losing.]
Ok Go! Crabwalk!
[Kenny farts loudly into Spenny's face]
Oh Fuck! Kenny!
[Both laughing]
KennyI can't help it.
You can give me your worst fuckin' garlic farts from New York City and I still won't give up the sixty-nine position!
S6 E1 Who Can 69 The Longest?
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KennyIt's so much fun to destroy old technology!
[Kenny is destroying Spenny's tapedeck and stereo with a bat]
That's my technology! Stop it!
KennyTake that tape deck! Tape deck! [Kenny pours gasoline on the broken stereo] Someone give me a match!
Are you crazy?! You're not doing that! [Spenny is singing] Burning the house down is not fun.
S6 E9 Who Can Have More Fun?
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KennyLet the annointing begin!
[Kenny whom is pretending to be a king is getting a foot massage from his unit manager Jamie and Jamie is groaning]
KennyC'mon give me a foot massasge!
JJaime
Give you a foot massage?! Are you nuts?!
KennyC'mon just do it!
JJaime
It's disgusting.
KennyIt's not that bad it's a foot!
JJaime
It's gross. Have you smelled your own feet?
S6 E10 Who Can?
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