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Keeping Up Appearances · Season 1, Episode 15

Daisy and Onslow in “Unfinished Business”

Why don't we have a second honeymoon?

I remember what happened the first time.

Me too. I remember what happened the first time.

We argued the all the time.

Not all the time.

Nearly all the time. I couldn't get over that confession of yours!

Well, I thought it was only proper. If we were starting married life, we shouldn't have any secrets.

But what a time to spring it on a bloke. On his wedding night! I barely got started on all your new underwear and then you told me.

I thought it was a bit much, you getting straight up and going out for a long walk.

I had to think about things. I had to decide if I could live with it.

I can't think what was so bad about it!

You should have come clean about it before we got married.

You wouldn't have married me.

You were lucky I didn't divorce you.

It's not grounds for divorce.

Being a Liverpool supporter!

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