[Ayu and Yuichi are sitting on a bench out in front of a convenience store.]
You know, Ayu, don't take this the wrong way, but you're kind of a freak.
Okay, I'm confused. Now how am I not supposed to take that the wrong way?
I'm just saying. You're like a weird, spazzy little boy lost in the supermarket.
Ugū, I know my way around the supermarket!
[Sighs] That's exactly what I'm talking about. You're in your own world. I mean it's-it's mind-boggling. You've even got your own weird lost boy language.
Yuichi, why are you calling me a boy?!
Not just a boy, I said "spazzy little lost boy". Hmm...I should add "crazy" to that.
[Complaining] Hey!
Come on, I wanna see if you can do it. Try and say something normal. It's an important skill to have.
Okay...Let's see...[Ayu strains herself.] Yuichi, this is just stupid! [Ayu groans which causes Yuichi to laugh]
You can't do it!
You're mean! You didn't even give me a chance! [Yuichi catches his breath and stops laughing]
You're right. Sorry. Okay, give it another try. I promise I won't laugh.
I'm not going to play your dumb game.
Come on, now. You can't be crazy forever. Think of the future, Ayu. I mean, you're gonna have to get a job someday, aren't ya? Say you're on a job interview and you open your mouth: "Ugū, I'm Ayu. I think that taiyaki is really awesome".
Ugū. Um...That is not what I would say. You're...a stupid-head!
Yeah...Uh, see, I don't think I'd hire you.
Do you get some sick pleasure out of making fun of me?
Whoa! Hey, hey! There's nothing sick about it!
You called me a boy!
A spazzy little lost boy!
[Yuichi mocking Ayu] Ugū!
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