[to a dying Devil] All I ever asked for was your loyalty. Was I not entitled to that, after everything that we've been through? I know how much it hurts. I've been right where you are, laid out on the ground and holding my chest, looking up at the ceiling, trying to find my breath. Devil, I was lucky I made it back. Son, you ain't gonna make it back. You want some help with the pain? You close your eyes, son.
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Well, maybe Lawrence Nightingale really did take him prisoner. Get it? Lawrence instead of Florence. Lawrence Nightingale.
Yeah. I got it.
[to Doc Stern] Well, now, way I see this thing, you're between a rock and a much, much harder rock.
Have you been pissing?
He took my kidneys, Raylan, not my dick!
Your kidneys are for pissing. So why don't you try taking a leak, and if you can do it, then we know you still got your two kidneys.
Come on, come on. [starts urinating] Holy shit. You mean I have four kidneys?
Honey, if I started arresting people for committing adultery, I'd never make it home for supper.
Boyd, have you heard the saying, "the most successful war seldom pays for its losses"?
Thomas Jefferson. Prison doesn't offer much, but it does give a man ample time to read.
Sneak up on a man like that; good way to get yourself shot.
By you in your boxer shorts there? I think I got the drop on you this time, Arlo.
[to Boyd] You want to run your hillbilly heroin fiefdom up here, that’s between you and the great state of Kentucky. I got no interest in shitkicker-on-shitkicker crime. But you will not drag me into this. The next time you set up an operation in this county or any other it better not have my God damn family name on the deed or so help me God, I will lose this star and the dance we do subsequent to that will not end with you finding Jesus in a hospital bed.
DBDelroy Baker
Shit, I guess my invite to this little "partay" got lost in the mail.
No, actually, you just weren't invited.
DBDelroy Baker
No, see, this here is my partay, and if you want to partake, you got to see me first. Do you understand?
Yeah, I do. But not today. Today's opposite day. So if you got business in here, you need to go outside and wait your turn.
DBDelroy Baker
Yeah? And what if I got no patience and I hate waiting?
[Delroy takes out his knife, and Raylan pulls back his jacket to expose his gun]
Shit. I didn't bring a knife.
You still don't even know what you done, do you?
EBErrol Butler
I was just trying to clear the playing field. You know, get us control of things—
Why?
EBErrol Butler
What?
Say you was able to start a war between Frankfort and Crowder. Nobody ever found out you fired the shot that started the whole thing, and they wipe each other off the face of this earth—then what?
EBErrol Butler
Well, then we run this shit.
Oh. So that's what you want. Be a gangster. Gold chains and champagne and the hos and shit. Oh, son. We have survived in these hills on our own for 15 decades by staying among ourselves.
EBErrol Butler
Yeah, but it ain't got to be like that anymore.
When your foolishness brings this war to our doorstep, how long do you think we gonna last then?
EBErrol Butler
What we got to be scared of? They got guns, we got guns, too!
Guns enough for the law? And for all the hillbillies that are gonna start taking it personal when we start killing white folks? They always wanted us gone, and now you done exposed us to every buried hate-filled desire in this county. And when the blood starts to spill, it will be on your hands.
If you wanted to change your life for me, Raylan, you would have done so by now.
I'll be back for the crown prince's arrival. And I will get us more money. I'm just gonna put a smile on my face, and eat a nice plate of steaming shit... unsalted.
STSammy Tonin
What you got to remember is Dad ain't big on second chances, and you only got one because of what he invested in you in the first place.
Tell the old man that I do not need a second chance.
STSammy Tonin
That's good. Because you remember what happened last time there were hiccups? You went a little crazy, you remember that? Have you told Mr. Duffy here about your your rent boy? About all it took to squash that?
I don't think Mr. Duffy is interested in the story. Anything else, Sam? No? Good. Then we got a lot of work to do.
I got mad ninja skills, buddy.
Yeah, you know karate?
And two other Japanese words.
I'm a greeter now.
I don't think I could say "hello" to that many people.
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