Shelby Parlow quotes from Justified

Shelby Parlow

I'm a greeter now.

Boyd Crowder

I don't think I could say "hello" to that many people.

Johnny Crowder

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you taking actual shot glasses? No, no, no, put those back and pull the goddamn Dixie cups that I brought! Oh, good lord... shot of the cheap stuff for every vote and shot of the good stuff if they bring a friend.

Boyd Crowder

Now make sure you water down that cheap stuff enough so it lasts.

Johnny Crowder

The boys I hired, they know what they're doing.

Boyd Crowder

Alright, Arlo's got a guy hauling folks out of Paden Holler.

Johnny Crowder

That's good, and Emmett Holler?

Boyd Crowder

Well, Arlo's gonna make that run himself.

Johnny Crowder

Arlo's driving a bus? Oh shit, well there's some folks might not make it to the polls.

Boyd Crowder

Ava, baby, how are things on your end?

Ava Crowder

Oh, the girls are excited to practice their constitutional right to vote, and to give a free hand job for every vote cast for our man, Shelby. They already gave out blowjobs to a couple boys Napier was counting on to haul for him... and convinced them to take the day off.

Shelby Parlow

I'm not sure I oughta be listening to this.

Boyd Crowder

Well, Shelby, now this is the nature of Harlan County politics. The people of Harlan County are ready for a change, they deserve a change, and we gonna win this thing.

Johnny Crowder

Damn straight.

Boyd Crowder

Yes we can!

Boyd Crowder

Son, you are turning a corner that you can't walk back around.

Shelby Parlow

Well, that's like warning a man it's gonna rain when he's already wet.

Do you think that, um, that I could ever be the kind of woman who belongs in these clothes? And walk into church and not have people say, "Now, ain't that sweet? The whore's come to get saved"?

Shelby Parlow

I think If you pretend to be something long enough, it's not pretending.