Loretta McCready quotes from Justified

You're very funny. That's good stuff.

Is this gonna be your new line? How we got the same sense of humor? What's in your mind? How do you think this is gonna go? You thinking, "maybe we'll fight a little, then it'll turn to wrestling and tickling and laughing, then she'll say, 'ooh, don't touch me there,' and then she won't stop me"? Is that how it runs in your head? You don't even know what to say now, do you? Even me talking about wrestling and tickling and "ooh, don't touch me there," it's like a spell's been cast, and you won't break it. Well, maybe you're just dreaming and you don't wanna wake up. [Loretta slaps Dean hard across the face] Well, wake up!

Coover Bennett

Ma ain't never left me in charge... Dickie neither. Here you sit?

Loretta McCready

Well it ain't as glamorous as it looks.

Raylan Givens

You pull that trigger, your life is gonna change. And not for the better. Now, I want you to ask yourself what your daddy would want you to do.

Loretta McCready

I want him here to tell me.

Raylan Givens

Killing Mags ain't gonna bring him back.

Loretta McCready

Somebody please tell me what all you're talking about.

Raylan Givens

The man is making you an offer you can't refuse: sell or he kills you.

Avery Markham

Oh, come on, now. I may make you an offer you can't refuse... but that's because I'm offering you more money than you ever imagined.

Loretta McCready

And if I don't want it at any price?

Avery Markham

Then you'd be a bird so rare as to never before have been sighted.

Raylan Givens

The negotiation has ended. I told you you can't have my land. I'm adding hers to the list.

Avery Markham

I don't see how you can do that, legally speaking.

Raylan Givens

You want to follow that thread, be my guest. Till then, you can put away your suitcase of money.

Avery Markham

Or what? You gonna give me 24 hours to get out of town, Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens?

Tim Gutterson

And he said he didn't do his homework.

Raylan Givens

I'm just saying there's no deal to make here.

Avery Markham

First you turn me down. Now this. What's next? Third time? You gonna tell me that, by the power vested in you, that there's something else I ain't allowed to do? This is still America, last time I checked the flagpole.

Raylan Givens

What's next is entirely based on the next choice you make.

Avery Markham

I think I'll burn one on the way out. Helps me think. You gonna haul me in?

Raylan Givens

No, not for weed. I can assure you of that.

When I was just a pup, my mama used to say I tended to leap before I looked.

Well, if you're done looking, now would be a good time to scoot your ass on out of here.

Raylan Givens

You got more balls than sense, you know that, girl?

Ain't that what they say about you?

My fix is the same as yours, Mr. Markham. Promise of legal weed. The difference is, I've been here for generations. You all knew my daddy. [crowd murmuring in agreement] You all know me. Know that I'm Harlan through and through. And so is my partner.

Avery Markham

And who might that be?

The only other soul I know who cares about this place as much as I do: Boyd Crowder. [to the crowd] Every one of you who has been approached about your property, this is my offer. I will give you cash for your land, same as Markham, but the difference is I don't want to move you guys out. Just want to move some seed in. And along with that seed, we bring security and protection now and in perpetuity. Hire the locals to help with the farming, pay it back. You think Avery Markham and his city mousette ain't gonna cut and run win or lose? She look like Harlan to you? Throw in with me, and we'll make Harlan prosperous our own selves. Give this county back to the people the way we all know it should be!

Avery Markham

What the hell is this?

Yeah, he tried to pull on me.

Avery Markham

You just gonna let him lay there and bleed?

Was I supposed to take him to the hospital?

Avery Markham

Hope he wasn't someone dear to you.

Loretta McCready

Just someone I paid to watch my back.

Avery Markham

Money not well spent, I'd say.