Tim Gutterson quotes from Justified

Raylan Givens

[about Dewey Crowe] You know, he once told me he worked at Disney World dressed as Goofy, in a water-skiing show.

Tim Gutterson

Well, some guys just peak too early.

Raylan Givens

What do you want to bet that she and Mr. Hutchins didn't die peacefully in their sleep?

Tim Gutterson

No, but it's such a nice thought. It's how I want to go. I'm kidding. I want Sigourney Weaver to choke me out with her thighs.

Loretta McCready

Somebody please tell me what all you're talking about.

Raylan Givens

The man is making you an offer you can't refuse: sell or he kills you.

Avery Markham

Oh, come on, now. I may make you an offer you can't refuse... but that's because I'm offering you more money than you ever imagined.

Loretta McCready

And if I don't want it at any price?

Avery Markham

Then you'd be a bird so rare as to never before have been sighted.

Raylan Givens

The negotiation has ended. I told you you can't have my land. I'm adding hers to the list.

Avery Markham

I don't see how you can do that, legally speaking.

Raylan Givens

You want to follow that thread, be my guest. Till then, you can put away your suitcase of money.

Avery Markham

Or what? You gonna give me 24 hours to get out of town, Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens?

Tim Gutterson

And he said he didn't do his homework.

Raylan Givens

I'm just saying there's no deal to make here.

Avery Markham

First you turn me down. Now this. What's next? Third time? You gonna tell me that, by the power vested in you, that there's something else I ain't allowed to do? This is still America, last time I checked the flagpole.

Raylan Givens

What's next is entirely based on the next choice you make.

Avery Markham

I think I'll burn one on the way out. Helps me think. You gonna haul me in?

Raylan Givens

No, not for weed. I can assure you of that.

Avery Markham

And who am I supposed to have killed?

Tim Gutterson

Well, we've heard that'd be quite a list. You don't mind, we'll just focus on the last 24 hours.

Rachel Brooks

I don't want this guy going all Eric Frein on us, hole up at some derelict airport for weeks while we're out here chasing our own dicks.

Tim Gutterson

Sounds really strange when you say that.

Rachel Brooks

I'm running shit. I get to use the expression.

Raylan Givens

You really think this ends in a trial?

Tim Gutterson

Shit, I hope so. All the work we've done.

Raylan Givens

What I mean is, you really think Boyd's gonna let us take him in instead of going out in a blaze like the outlaw he's spent his whole life trying to be?

Tim Gutterson

Well, I guess that'll be up to him. [pointedly] Won't it, Raylan?

Raylan Givens

Well, I hope you get someone at this desk that's less of a pain in the ass.

Tim Gutterson

Not likely there's someone who's more of a pain in the ass. I just hope it's someone who can keep up.