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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Now I get it. You're trying to set up another Injustice Gang, aren't ya?

GGiganta

We call it a Society. A Secret Society.

Call it what you want, it won't work. I know, I've tried. Twice!

What's that old saying? Third time's the charm.

[during "practice"]

[after Batman blows up a robot] Hey! That was my bad guy!

[to Green Lantern] Happy? [walking away] Call me when it's important. And not before.

What kind of a guy would lock somebody up and keep him as if he was property?

KFKiller Frost

Edge was sick, honey. But you don't have to worry about him anymore. [smiles darkly] Nobody has to.

You didn't think I'd come here without reinforcements, did ya?

Wish I'd thought of that. [door blows in behind him, revealing the rest of the Justice League] Oh, wait. [smug grin] I did.

SSShade's Thug

[being held upside down off a roof] Who do you think you are, Batman?

It's been a long night. Just tell me where Shade is, okay?

SSShade's Thug

Look, buddy, I know Batman. I once ratted out a counterfeiter to Batman. And believe me, you are no Bat- [Flash drops him] -MAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!

[standing over "unconscious" Sinestro] Looks like I didn't need you after all, yo. But you can help me tie him up.

...Catch. [shoots Flash in the chest with a grapple] The real Flash would've been too fast for that. [shocks him, revealing Clayface]

What gave me away?

You overplayed your part, yo.

Everyone's a critic.

[Wonder Woman blocks a bolt of lightning from the Weather Wizard with her bracelets.]

There are so many reasons why that shouldn't have worked.

I just flattened Wonder Woman! You really think you can beat me?

I'm not trying to beat you. I'm trying to stall you.

Stall me? For what? [Superman appears behind him] Aw- [gets punched in the face]

For what it's worth, I don't think you could've taken Batman, either.

[Superman has been apparently killed; Wonder Woman grabs Toyman.]

TToyman

What are you going to do to me?

I'm gonna punch a hole in your head.

We don't do that to our enemies.

Speak for yourself!

I'm trying to speak for Superman.

[a grief-stricken Wonder Woman releases Toyman.]

I used to be able to goof around so much because I knew Superman had my back. Now all I've got is his example, and that's gonna have to be enough.

I'm afraid it's time, master Bruce.

I'm not going to the funeral.

[surprised] Why?

Because he's not dead. What tipped me off was the lack of evidence.

Sir?

[showing the table of debris] I brought all this from the crime scene, and I've examined it every way I know how.

And you found?

Absolutely nothing. No scorching, no residue, no radiation. Objects were here, then they were gone.

I'm afraid I don't understand.

Matter can't be created or destroyed, just changed from one form into another.

As you say, sir. I believe I heard something about that when I attended grammar school.

So unless the law of conservation of mass has been repealed, there's still hope. [As Toyman's weapon was technological, not magical, the laws of physics must apply.]

[Lex Luthor walks into Superman's funeral.]

LLLois Lane

Luthor! How dare you show your face here!

Lois, I- [Lois slaps him]

LLLois Lane

You've come to gloat! You've tried to get rid of him for years! Are you happy now? Isn't this what you've always wanted? I hate you! I HATE YOU! ... [breaks down into tears]

[takes her into his arms] Believe it or not, I'm going to miss him, too.

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