Journeyman · Season 1
What's you're bag? You got a job, did you drop out?
[To Livia] I'll take this one.
Go ahead.
We're time travellers.
Mo says he's from the middle ages — no joke. Guess what it's called.
The 'high middle ages'?
[Surprised] Yes!
I thought all you guys do is talk?
Great! So now you're upset that I don't talk to her enough.
I want to know where the other woman lives.
I don't wanna do this anymore Liv.
I know.
If some higher power wants me to do their dirty work, I wanna know the reason why.
Yeah, good luck with that.
[At a rave party]
So, what are we doing?
[Livia dances round him]
I don't know about you, but I'm freeing myself.
What?
It's an autonomous zone. Dance!!
[Sarcastically] Thanks, have fun tonight.
This thing; it's not an exact science.
Is it even a science?
It happens, just like the bumper sticker says... I hope you're right about this one.
Well, time will tell.
[Holding Dan's iPhone]
Hey, check this out — what is it?
It's a calculator.
I get it, I get it; don't go off mission. Can you tell them to call off their dogs.
If only I had their ear.
I die, you mourn, she comforts... you and Katie, you don't come together unless Livia and Dan come together first. She filled a vacuum I created.
We're using fennel seeds.
Fennel seeds — fantastic!
Do you even know what that is?
I've no idea.
I'm fine, granted I can't raise my arm above my head and whenever I try to talk to Katie about Aeden Bennett she starts baking. Oh and I got fired, but apart from that, happy holiday!
[Livia wears revealing lingerie]
[Seeing Dan] Thank God it's you!
I'm thanking God it's me too.
Do you wanna know what I do when I'm mad? Sometimes I scream, and sometimes I think of red liquorice.
[Laughs] Red liquorice?
See; it works.
Theresa's pregnant.
Okay, did I cause that?
God, I hope not.
What a bizarre marriage.
I used to sleep in the nude and get called away, and I woke up one too many times in family restaurants. At first I didn't tell the authorities I was a traveller, and then I did once, and then I made the mistake of insisting I was, and — here I am.
I was in pelican bay once — 76.
You time travelled there?
No; assault.
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