JoJo's Bizarre Adventure quotes

Rudol von Stroheim

(Detonates a grenade to force Santana out of his body) Farewell, you annoying English man!

Damn that crazy German and his honor! (sees Santana) SANTANA!

Santana

WHY DO YOU RESIST!

Next you will say, "I've seen right through you, Joestar."

Santana

I'VE SEEN RIGHT THROUGH YOU, ALL THIS TIME JOESTAR! HUH?

Santana's a statue again, and we finally got that smile.

Caesar

We Italians value family above all others.

Caesar

(While playing cards) I saw that, JoJo. Deal the cards right. Only cowards cheat.

Huh? Whatever do you -- [Caesar grabs his wrist]

Caesar

Deal the cards properly, Joestar, or play elsewhere! [Caesar shakes Joseph's wrist, causing about a dozen cards to start spilling out of his sleeve]

Huh... fancy that. Well, that didn't work!

Caesar

Pathetic. You should be ashamed that you have to resort to cheating and gimmicks to beat me!

You really are serious about cleanliness... [he pulls Caesar's leg onto the table, where we can see something placed on top of his shoe] This mirror is spotless!

Caesar

STOP PROVOKING ME, JOESTAR!

OH, I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!

Wamuu

I see much has changed since I've slumbered. But your illuminations will not stop me.

Wamuu

Now, the time has come! Awaken, my masters!

Wamuu

Become stronger before you decide to face the mighty Wamuu again, child. That way, you can be worthy of my time as I destroy you with honor.

Wamuu

It seems there that was the only one to use Hamon here.

Kars

Let's go.

Cough cough cough. Over here, look... right here. I'd appreciate it if you guys would notice that I'm here.

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Caesar

He is insane!

Wamuu

(turning around to see Joseph, crawling away behind the Pillar Man's back, pretending to be dead) I must be imagining things...

Esidisi

Well, that was fun.

Kars

Let us keep moving. Apparently the human race has regressed rather than evolved.

Wamuu

Quite an understatement.

OH MY GOD! What was I thinking a month. I should have asked for a year.

Caesar

Jojo, a bit of advice: Stop screwing around and grow up!

OH NO! The two phrases I hate the most are "hard work" and "work hard!"

Lisa Lisa

If you are willing to learn Hamon within a month, you must be willing to die for it!

Esidisi

What a piercing gaze you've developed! But when somebody gives me a challenging look, they're asking for death.

"Victory is assured before the battle is even fought."

You speak of Sun Tzu? I know him personally, having studied him two thousand years ago. "All war is deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."