Johnny Test Season 1 quotes

Well, I guess I'm just homesick, and it's really hard adapting to a new planet and- [Eats toast] What is this called again?

Um, toast?

It's good. Really good.

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Okay, well, Dukey and I talked about it and decided, we want to help you out.

Yes, of course. We will join forces, Johnny, and with our powers united, we will rule the galaxy!

No, dad. That's not it.

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We'll help you get home, but, you got to promise not to come back to Earth and try to destroy it.

Or destroy any other planets in the Galaxy.

What?! Forget it!

Fine. Here are the want ads. [Throws a newspaper at Dark Vegan's face.]

This is a great deal, huh?

I don't know. I was kinda thinking about getting something smaller.

You want smaller? Fine. How's this!? [Slices the car with his lightsaber.]

AAAAAAHHH!!! THIS GUY IS NUTS!!! [Runs away]

Okay. I'll stop destroying planets if you help me get back to Vegandon.