Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshiped as a god.
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Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball!.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoo-hah!
Pops? It's me, Johnny! I couldn't find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!
You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry.
Check the pecs. Hoo ha hoo-hah!
Mister, I don't think you realize who you're talking to. I'm Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!
Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?
If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!
[Looks in mirror] Wait, who's that handsome guy? [Dials phone] Hello, 911 emergency? There's a handsome guy in my house Oh, wait, cancel that. It's only me.
Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?
This is not good... for my hair!
Aah. The great smell of pig!
No Mama! I'm too old for the tiny pants!
I came, I saw, I broke a hip.
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