Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burglar?
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Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter N...
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I don't know how to put this lightly, but... I'm actually a counter-intelligence spy working for the CIA trying to take down an underground group of spies who claim to be an offshoot of the CIA but are actually part of the bad guys.
...Wanna see me comb my hair really fast?
Whoa, Mama!
[whenever Johnny is about to take a beating] This won't end well.
[After a random story] And then my pants fell down.
[When he doesn't understand someone] Now listen mister I ain't got no time for you to be talking Greek.
Sup Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?
Enough about you, let's talk about me, Johnny Bravo.
You look pretty...I look pretty...why don't we go home and stare at each other?
Hey there smart mama, typin' recipes?
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you...
Great Scott. My pizza sense is tingling.
Do the Monkey with me
Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.
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