4%? That's almost 5%!
$20,000? That's almost $20,000!
Space. It's really, really, really, really big.
If all you boys and girls will clap real hard, Johnny can make bail! Get me the Lawyer Fairy!
Neighbor kid help! Witch's curse shrank me! Cops chasing me! I live with my mom! NO MOTIVATING GOALS!
You know, that reminds me of a funny story. I was washing my head in the toilet the other day, when... [later] So when the battery ran out, I realized I had my underwear over my head, the whole time! [Laughs]
It's a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!
I am sickened... but curious.
Shut up! Mrs. Bravo, Johnny won't cooperate!
My balloon! Oh, Johnny. [Runs away sobbing] Oh, Johnny.
You broke it, you big clumsy, frameless, insensitive oaf! I'm still your best friend, though, right?
Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness.
Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!
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