Johnny quotes from Johnny Bravo

Johnny

MONSTERS FROM THE ID!

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Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. [looks in the mirror] Oh no! She's turnin' me into a beautiful butterfly!

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Varied are the life forms that inhabit our strange galaxy, and wondrous are the ways that- [sees a marshmallow cookie] Mmm, Mars-mallow!

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Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!

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Hey! I get it! A hunk of cheese! [laughs] Wait a minute, that's not funny.

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But these letters! If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?

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Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burglar?

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Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter N...

Johnny

Whoa, Mama!

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[whenever Johnny is about to take a beating] This won't end well.

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[After a random story] And then my pants fell down.

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[When he doesn't understand someone] Now listen mister I ain't got no time for you to be talking Greek.

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Sup Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?

Johnny

Enough about you, let's talk about me, Johnny Bravo.

Johnny

You look pretty...I look pretty...why don't we go home and stare at each other?