Then she wasn't in danger when she was up on the roof?
ISir Ivon
Up on the roof?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Don't know.
Farmer had cold hands.
SSmithy
Pig hasn't hurt a fly!
Well the prince is not a fly.
Tomorrow they will be screaming for me.
Screaming and running for their lives.
PPepper
[after Dragon roasted the potatoes] The king wanted them mashed.
I can sit on them.
PPepper
No, thank you.
So anyway what do you call a creature with two large wings and one tiny brain? Besides "Dragon", that is.
[Pepper, Smithy, and Rake look in fear as they notice Dragon standing behind Jester]
[turning to see Dragon] Oh! Dragon! Hello!
What do you call a creature with large teeth and a tiny temper?
Uhh... uhh... I call him as little as possible.
Do you mind? I was flying through perfectly lovely dream clouds, when suddenly, click click click, they turned into clog-dancing cows.
No more sweet dreams, Jane. My nights will be haunted by visions of you hitting the ground like an egg.
Oh please.
An egg, Jane. Crack. Squish.
Yes. Enough. I get the picture.
It seems that Jane is not herself.
Then who is she?
Lady Jane, Daddy is the King. And I am his little princess. And you are my bestest friend in the whole castle. And the bravest knight in the kingdom.
Brave? Me?
Oh yes. But mostly you like to brush my hair. Shall I get the brush?
SSmithy
Jane?
The dragon lunged at me with his claws. Lunged!
SSmithy
Dragon did?
No, but he might have. Horrible creature.
Did Dragon try to eat you, Jane? Eat you up and crunch you? And spit out all your bones?
Not yet, but I think he plans to.
When a dragon sneezes, fire follows. The good news is... I fried my pumpkin.
Dragon, you have to go.
Go?
Order of the King. You must stay away from the castle until this sneezing is under control.
How very unreasonable.
You started a forest fire!
Forest? Burned a few leaves. Grass. That wagon was not much to look at anyway.
Wolves--I thought it was my stomach rumbling in pain!
I must consult the brightess minds.
At your service, put a sack over your head!
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