Dragon quotes from Jane and the Dragon

Dragon

Some duel. No killing, no clobbering, not even any crying.

Dragon

Hunger before honor, Jane.

Dragon

A perfect five-point landing.

Dragon

Say one more word and that life will be charcoal.

Dragon

"Moo" is natures finest sound, starts with a "mmmmmm", ends with an "ooooooo".

Dragon

Do you mind? I was flying through perfectly lovely dream clouds, when suddenly, click click click, they turned into clog-dancing cows.

Dragon

When a dragon sneezes, fire follows. The good news is... I fried my pumpkin.

Dragon

Wolves--I thought it was my stomach rumbling in pain!

Dragon

They have to put a big crown under my pillow.

Jane

You sleep on a pillow?

Dragon

Pillow, boulder.

Jane

I am so stubborn.

Dragon

Leave my friend alone.

Jane

We are alone.

Jane

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Dragon

Don't know.

Jane

Farmer had cold hands.

Dragon

Tomorrow they will be screaming for me.

Jane

Screaming and running for their lives.

[after Dragon roasted the potatoes] The king wanted them mashed.

Dragon

I can sit on them.

No, thank you.

Jester

So anyway what do you call a creature with two large wings and one tiny brain? Besides "Dragon", that is.

Jester

[turning to see Dragon] Oh! Dragon! Hello!

Dragon

What do you call a creature with large teeth and a tiny temper?

Jester

Uhh... uhh... I call him as little as possible.

Dragon

No more sweet dreams, Jane. My nights will be haunted by visions of you hitting the ground like an egg.

Jane

Oh please.

Dragon

An egg, Jane. Crack. Squish.

Jane

Yes. Enough. I get the picture.