Jester quotes from Jane and the Dragon

Jester

Now how many carrots does Jane have to eat before she grow scales?

Jester

Nervous!

Jester

Jester down! Just needing attention!

Jane

You mean an audience?

Jane

I am trying to save you.

Jester

And I am trying to sleep. [slams the window]

Jester

So anyway what do you call a creature with two large wings and one tiny brain? Besides "Dragon", that is.

Jester

[turning to see Dragon] Oh! Dragon! Hello!

Dragon

What do you call a creature with large teeth and a tiny temper?

Jester

Uhh... uhh... I call him as little as possible.

Jester

It seems that Jane is not herself.

Dragon

Then who is she?

Dragon

What are you doing?

Jane

[holding up a cup] Toasting them.

Dragon

[after breathing fire] No, that's toasting!

Jester

Dragon!

Jane

I lose all track of time when I'm with Dragon.

Rake

As I do in my garden.

And me when I am cooking.

Jester

Being funny does it for me. Unless no one laughs, then time stretches on forever.

Dragon

How do we get this secret out of Jane?

Jester

Dragon, how can you be so thick?

Dragon

37 square meals a day.