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Jane and the Dragon
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Then she wasn't in danger when she was up on the roof?

ISir Ivon

Up on the roof?

PPepper

[after Dragon roasted the potatoes] The king wanted them mashed.

I can sit on them.

PPepper

No, thank you.

So anyway what do you call a creature with two large wings and one tiny brain? Besides "Dragon", that is.

[Pepper, Smithy, and Rake look in fear as they notice Dragon standing behind Jester]

[turning to see Dragon] Oh! Dragon! Hello!

What do you call a creature with large teeth and a tiny temper?

Uhh... uhh... I call him as little as possible.

Do you mind? I was flying through perfectly lovely dream clouds, when suddenly, click click click, they turned into clog-dancing cows.

No more sweet dreams, Jane. My nights will be haunted by visions of you hitting the ground like an egg.

Oh please.

An egg, Jane. Crack. Squish.

Yes. Enough. I get the picture.

Lady Jane, Daddy is the King. And I am his little princess. And you are my bestest friend in the whole castle. And the bravest knight in the kingdom.

Brave? Me?

Oh yes. But mostly you like to brush my hair. Shall I get the brush?

SSmithy

Jane?

The dragon lunged at me with his claws. Lunged!

SSmithy

Dragon did?

No, but he might have. Horrible creature.

Did Dragon try to eat you, Jane? Eat you up and crunch you? And spit out all your bones?

Not yet, but I think he plans to.

When a dragon sneezes, fire follows. The good news is... I fried my pumpkin.

Dragon, you have to go.

Go?

Order of the King. You must stay away from the castle until this sneezing is under control.

How very unreasonable.

You started a forest fire!

Forest? Burned a few leaves. Grass. That wagon was not much to look at anyway.

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