“Heroes” quotes from JAG

Objection. Your honor, the prosecution has just gone from speculation to fantasy.

If you have some evidence I should know about...

You'll eventually get it, and then you can plea bargain.

In your dreams, Commander.

Oh, you don't want to be in my dreams, Major.

Red light, Commander.

Red light? There was nothing sexual in what I said, and if you think there was, then maybe, I should give you the red light.

Commander, you gave it your best and came up short. When you grasp for straws like that letter, maybe its time to punch out.

Punching out is the last thing a pilot ever wants to do. People think you get in trouble, pull the magic handle, and float safely to the ground? Every time you punch out you end up an inch shorter.

No problem, Commander, you've got a few inches to spare.

Takes a big man to admit he's wrong, Commander.

Well, I don't know about being a big man. But I was wrong.

You're damn right you were wrong. My son died for his country. You tried to take that away from me.

He didn't die for his country, Chief. He died for you.

(chuckles) What's that supposed to mean?

Your son was HIV positive.

What?

And he couldn't admit that to you. Or that he was a homosexual. So rather than face you, he stood up into Chief Connors' line of fire.

(disbelieving look)

Congratulations on your son's Navy cross, Chief.

You earned it.

Cute does not work on me, Harm.

I wasn't being cute. I was being funny.

Yeah, like the way you fired that H&K in court?

Well, I thought it was pretty funny when you ducked under the table.

I'm a Marine, Harm. Marines don't duck.

What do Marines do?

They take cover, but they never duck.