Shendu's alive?! I gotta tell... [looks to see Jackie, who has a long ponytail sweeping the streets] ...Jackie? [runs to him] What did you do to your hair? What are you doing?
[grunts in frustration] Your job!
Sweeping dragon doo?
Where have you been, Jade? Where's your uniform?
Um, why exactly do we have to wear uniforms?
Because it is required for all servants of the supreme ruler, his majestic highness, Lord Shendu.
Are you telling me Shendu rules the world?!
Oh of course not! Each of the Eight Emperors has his or her own domain!
Since when?!
Since the dawn of history! What is wrong with you today?
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