Frank
All right, now, pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken. And you're gonna cook it tonight, make a tasty dinner. It's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken.
Beth
Actually, I'm vegan.
Frank
Okay then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe.
Dee
Nice one.
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