You're not getting this. We are not lovers. We're simply roommates, you see? It's not so difficult to understand. Not so difficult at all! Two men entwined only by the walls that house us and the passage of time, that is all. Nothing more. We are all classy men and women alike, but none more classy than me, refined and dignified and not the least bit abnormal in any way. I need you to see this. Yes? All is well and palatable and good. You must know this, and you must reflect it as such on the cards that you've been given. Do you understand? I need this of you. You must make it so. There was another show by the name of Family Fight and I was not properly represented on that show. And I cannot and will not abide another failure of that magnitude. [stutters] I just need you to see me as I-- as-- as I am! I-- I need this. I need this from you. I-- I-- I, I need this from you. Please.
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