[Dennis is giving a speech to the pub.]
I learned something very important today and it just dawned on me -- I wanna talk about faith.
Right on.
It's not about whether something is true. Or-or-or based in fact or-or reality or the laws of physics or nature or- or even basic common sense. It's about whether or not we're dumb enough to believe in it that matters. Aw, folks, who the hell am I to say that there is no god? Who am I? Or to say that anybody's belief in the church doesn't make their life better? Maybe it does. Or that this man -- Doctor Jinx... Who am I to say that he can't cure diseases with his sorcery? I don't know. I say maybe he can. And I believe that maybe he can. Ladies and gentlemen, if we believe... If we just believe... Then we can do anything!
[The audience applauds.]
Oh, yeah, ladies and gentlemen, I feel it now! Do you feel it? Do you feel the spirit? Do you feel the invisible things around you that don't really exist? Oh, it doesn't matter! Doctor Jinx feels it, yeah!
I feel good!
We feel magnificent, yeah! And we can cure cancer with plants!
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