Ew, I like this jacket is awesome, and it's tighter than dick skin, man.
Come on, Roxy. We're in a classy place with classy clothes for classy people. Don't talk about dick skin.
Um, hi. Can I help you?
No thanks, we're just trying some stuff on.
Well, you are aware that jacket is 500 dollars, right?
Are you implying we can't afford that?
Can you?
That's none of your business.
Umm, it's exactly my business.
Hey, screw your dick skin jacket. [pours vodka on the jacket]
No! No! No!
How you like me now, gay boy?
Oh, don't call him gay. It'd be one thing if he wasn't, but he clearly is, so--
Is there a problem here?
Yeah, I'm trying to buy this jacket and this asshole here is giving me shit.
You are aware of the price?
Well, I have money. [Pulls out a giant wad of cash]
Jerry, can I speak with you in my office?
You have got to be kidding me!
Boom! Face Jerry! Face! Sorry about the gay stuff though. That did cross the line.
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