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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 7, Episode 1

Roxy, Dee and others in “Frank's Pretty Woman”

RRoxy

Ew, I like this jacket is awesome, and it's tighter than dick skin, man.

Come on, Roxy. We're in a classy place with classy clothes for classy people. Don't talk about dick skin.

JJerry

Um, hi. Can I help you?

No thanks, we're just trying some stuff on.

JJerry

Well, you are aware that jacket is 500 dollars, right?

Are you implying we can't afford that?

JJerry

Can you?

That's none of your business.

JJerry

Umm, it's exactly my business.

RRoxy

Hey, screw your dick skin jacket. [pours vodka on the jacket]

DSDee and Salesman

No! No! No!

RRoxy

How you like me now, gay boy?

Oh, don't call him gay. It'd be one thing if he wasn't, but he clearly is, so--

MManager

Is there a problem here?

RRoxy

Yeah, I'm trying to buy this jacket and this asshole here is giving me shit.

MManager

You are aware of the price?

RRoxy

Well, I have money. [Pulls out a giant wad of cash]

MManager

Jerry, can I speak with you in my office?

JJerry

You have got to be kidding me!

Boom! Face Jerry! Face! Sorry about the gay stuff though. That did cross the line.

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