[the Guardians of the Globe are summoned to their facility]
The Immortal
Darkwing, why did you call us here?
WWWar Woman
So none of us signaled the alert?
GGGreen Ghost
Oh, God, what's going on? Is it bad?
[Red Rush suddenly notices someone flying towards the Immortal, and saves him. The attacker is revealed to be Omni-Man, to the Guardians' shock]
The Immortal
Omni-Man?
[the Guardians, starting with War Woman, begin fighting Omni-Man, with Red Rush preventing his attacks. Then, Omni-Man grabs Red Rush and begins squeezing his head with his bare hands, horrifically crushing his skull]
The Immortal
NO!! [Martian Man wraps himself around Omni-Man, and the remaining Guardians] WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS?! [he and War Woman begin beating Omni-Man violently, until he breaks free, and overpowers War Woman before grabbing Darkwing's leg, and smashing his head to pieces against the floor. Then, he tosses Darkwing's body to Green Ghost]
GGGreen Ghost
(horror-struck) Oh, no...!
[immediately, Omni-Man drives his fist through Green Ghost's skull, killing her, and uses her body as a shield against Aquarus's water attack as Martian Man recovers]
AAquarus
[to Martian Man] Are you alright?
The Immortal
[helping War Woman up] Someone must be controlling him. He would never do this.
WWWar Woman
Regardless, it's him or us.
The Immortal
I choose us.
[the fight continues with War Woman slamming Omni-Man's face with her mace. After punching her away, Omni-Man grabs her mace, and smashes Aquarus's head with it, killing him. An enraged Martian Man roars, and once again traps and subdues Omni-Man briefly while the two remaining Guardians, The Immortal and War Woman, batter him, drawing whole puddles of blood in the room. Eventually, Omni-Man rips Martian Man's head to pieces, punches a hole through The Immortal's stomach, and breaks War Woman's neck]
The Immortal
(exhales and whispers) Why? Why?!
[without saying a word, Omni-Man decapitates the Immortal and, heavily injured, collapses himself in exhaustion]
Immortal
Cecil only does what's necessary.
MGMonster Girl
So I suppose it was "necessary" to put a bomb in Mark's head?!
Immortal
He just proved it was. Now get back to work. That's an order.
[throwing his mop to the floor] NO! This is bullshit, and we don't have to put up with it anymore! Cecil doesn't own us! We can just leave!
MGMonster Girl
Where would we go?
Well, what's wrong with Teen Team?
At least we didn't try and assassinate each other!
BBulletproof
I don't believe that's exactly what happened--
Immortal
[growls in frustration, then snaps] OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! The Guardians are the best superheroes in the world! It's a privilege and an honour to work here! Yes, there's hardship! Yes, there's sacrifice! If you children don't like that, GET OUT!
Ooooh, that's a great idea! Because I'd rather quit than work ONE MORE DAY with a SANCTIMONIOUS, BOOTLICKING, HYPOCRITICAL PRICK LIKE YOU!
Immortal
[after a short, tense silence] The door is over there!
[to his friends] You heard him. Who's coming?
SRShrinking Rae
You know I am.
BSBlack Samson
Wait! Everybody calm down.
MGMonster Girl
If Cecil did that to Mark, who says that he wouldn't do that to all of us?
BSBlack Samson
That's a little extreme--
BBulletproof
[dropping his mop] Fuck it! I'm out too. I can't work for a man I don't trust.