Mauler quotes from Invincible ... TV Quotes Database

Lines by Mauler 1

"King" Mauler

I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. Why stop at one idiot clone when I can have so many more? [the other Mauler gives him a glass of lemonade, which he drinks] Oof. I hope one of you is better in the kitchen. No wonder your bourguignon is terrible. You can't even make decent lemonade. [starts groaning and choking]

Mauler

My bourguignon is exquisite, you jackass! And so is my lemonade... when it's not laced with a modified mycotoxin, that is. ["King" Mauler tries to reach out for him before collapsing and dying] And sometimes things are the way they are for a good fucking reason.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Scenes with Mauler 2

(in a mid-credit scene, one of the Maulers bursts out of the debris)

Mauler

I told him not to take off the damn helmet! (we see that half of his body is horribly disfigured. Then, he hears a groaning nearby) Brother? Is that you? (he digs up the debris to see who it is. He exclaims in shock to see Levy, whose body is horrifically scarred, and his brain overextended) How are you even breathing?

Angstrom Levy

(labored breathing) What...? What did he do to me?!

Mauler

You did that to yourself. (referring to his own scars) And this to me.

Angstrom Levy

He did this... made me a freak... He ruined everything...! (groans in pain) He... He killed so many... people I knew, people I loved... (tears up) Millions died because of him...!

Mauler

(scoffs) Your brain's scrambled. You've lost track of what memories are yours and which come from the others.

Angstrom Levy

They're all my memories! All of them!

Mauler

You need a hospital.

Angstrom Levy

(coughs up blood, panting) No. I need revenge. I need to make him PAY! I WON'T REST UNTIL I'VE KILLED...!!!

(The show's title card is presented, now in a black background with red letters. It begins crackling. Back in scene, Angstrom is shown teleporting away)

Mauler

Fine. Go. Don't worry about me. Just had half my body melted helping you mutilate yourself. That's the last time I work for anyone else ever!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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M1Mauler 1

Aww, you wanna call for help? Too bad. You can't.

M2Mauler 2

And no one else will be able to either, once we destroy the entire planet's communications network with our EMP missile.

M1Mauler 1

You'll have to pay to use our shielded system instead.

M2Mauler 2

Oh, we're so much worse than supervillains now.