[Dib is in the bathroom washing his hands and then licks his arm]
Nope. Still delicious. No one should be this delicious! What's going on?! [sticks his hands in his coat pockets and feels a painful poke] AAH! [the tack falls off from his coat; picks it up and examines it, revealing it to be an alien device] Zim! [later sets up his computer in one of the stalls, hooks up a device to the laptop and sticks the tack into it, then presses a button on top of the device] Computer, analyze. Run a chemical check. Is there any unusual foreign substance on the tack?
Analysis done. Unknown substance detected.
Then my skin sample. Does it contain the same substance?
Yes. Substance detected in Dib cells.
So, a foreign DNA sequence! And Zim got it inside me by making me sit on that tack! Computer, where did this DNA originate from?
Analyzing…
[The screen shows an images of a DNA, a cell, zoomed out to show a group of cells, and afterwards zooms out, showing a boy eating a bologna sandwich with bologna sausages in the background]
Bologna! Zim has introduced bologna DNA into my body?! Computer, have I absorbed the bologna?
No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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